Stupid Dealership Names

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/22/2017 at 10:07 • Filed to: None

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Edmond’s Magic Toyota sounds like a straight to DVD movie starting Lindsay Lohan or something.


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Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:14

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Here is a smart dealership name.

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Kinja'd!!! fintail > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:16

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The now-renamed and re-located “Happy Honda” (was on Hastings near Capitol Hill, Burnaby) will always stick in my mind as an amusing name. Preserved forever thanks to google:

https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2809236,-122.9951036,3a,75y,185.43h,89.69t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sXv5ncA6S0y3Aveltg7q1Mw!2e0!5s20150801T000000!7i13312!8i6656

There are a few dealerships with goofy somewhat old fashioned names, or proprietor-based names around Seattle, but many now have moved to the location-based name ideal, probably because ownership has consolidated.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Textured Soy Protein
12/22/2017 at 10:19

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What about Harrison Ford?

http://www.harrisonfordwellington.com/contact.htm


Kinja'd!!! B/Xmrrmvr > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:20

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My favorite dealership names are Jack Daniels and Herb Chambers.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:21

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Shhhh... it’s a secret dealership.

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:22

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Worst. Narnia spinoff. Ever.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > fintail
12/22/2017 at 10:24

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Happy Honda has always annoyed me. Also, they seem to sell to the worst drivers. When I see a HH plate holder, I give that car a wide berth.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:24

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I bought a car from Don “K” subaru.

https://www.donksubaru.com/


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/22/2017 at 10:25

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Quick Aslan, get into the Rav-4!


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:26

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lol. I hope you can get the Don K special package with massive rims


Kinja'd!!! fintail > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:30

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Well, it’s Burnaby, it could probably only be worse with “Richmond” in the name :)

A friend of mine who was a Honda fanatic wanted a Happy Honda frame, but he became disenchanted with the brand as he miled up a V6 coupe which slowly but surely fell apart, and it never happened.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:33

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There’s one near me with a normal name, but their motto, displayed proudly on their plate brackets and stickers, is “Power to Surprise!” That is NOT what I want in my car buying experience. I mean, I know what they mean. But still. No thank you.


Kinja'd!!! BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:37

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House of Honda , Tupelo MS. Dumbest dealership name ever.

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre
12/22/2017 at 10:44

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I don’t think it’s too bad. We (as mentioned by Fintail) have a “Happy Honda” which is pretty dumb


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/22/2017 at 10:58

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It saddens me nobody else has starred this. I laughed so hard


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 10:59

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https://www.groovetoyota.com/


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 11:48

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I bought a 4runner from Magic Toyota a number of years ago. Yeah stupid name, but nice folks.


Kinja'd!!! Brian McKay > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/22/2017 at 14:28

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Do persons get paid by stealerships to display advertising on their vehicles?


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Brian McKay
12/22/2017 at 14:29

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Nope. And sometimes dealers put decals on featuring their dealership.

Fuck that and fuck them. I ensure that when I buy a car, none of that crap is put on.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/23/2017 at 04:08

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Near me there’s a “Blood Toyota”. Ridiculous name.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/23/2017 at 18:16

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You know, I can’t think of any Edmonton dealerships that have particularly stupid names. They’re all pretty reasonable and boring, usually just the neighbourhood/side of town + brand name (e.g. “West Side Mitsubishi” or “Lakewood Chevrolet”).


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > not for canada - australian in disguise
12/23/2017 at 18:37

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Yeah, I’m from Edmonton (St. Albert) and it’s blandsville!